Dr D's Abode

This is a funny email thread from my work from back in August 2005.  Last names Removed, Company Name removed.

—–Original Message—–
From: Cindy
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:12 PM
Subject: toilet paper

Anyone know where some can be found?
Who is responsible for keeping us stocked?
From: Christian
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:11 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Create a ticket, assign to me. I will then create a project
in Microsoft PM. Once that is done, you will need to notify
Steve who will then assign an engineer. The engineer will
then state “it’s not my job”. That task will then be assigned
back to you. You will then assign to operations (brian E) who
will then assign one of his resources (mark from the
warehouse). Mark will request a PO from billing who will then
tell him that his manager can only request PO’s. At that
time, brian E will request a PO from billing. Billing will
sit on it for 3 days and then send the PO back to brian.
Brian will forward it to mark who will then go out and
purchase it from sams club. I know I’m missing a few steps
but I’m sure we’ll make it work.

Works like a well oiled machine every time.

From: Andy
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:54 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

You still need to add that dispatch to the calendar so I can
approve it!

From: Scott
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:55 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Its on dispatch manager tomorrow at 10am
From: Andy
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:56 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

I didn’t authorize that!!!

From: Chad
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:58 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

Hey we needs to be upgraded,….need double rolls two ply

From: Andy
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:00 PM
Subject: RE: toilet paper

I think the introduction of a new product should have been
proposed by engineering.

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